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Question 1: Head and Food: Recipe for Disaster?

• "Dear Fags and Hags,
• I once vomited on a guy's dick while giving a blow job after a big
• dinner. And I'm not talking a bit sick in my mouth, I'm talking
• chunks. Anyway, as I have always been a 'swallow' kind of gal, I just
• sucked it up - literally - and carried on like a pro. He didn't even
• notice, although he did remark that it was especially good.
• In your experience, does this happen often? And did I do disgusting wrong?
• yours,
• "Jill""
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• tinyfag says: I can't say that it happens "often", but bravo to you for hanging in there until the very end. Vomit is nature's lube, so in the future be sure to take advantage of it. It's not only satisfying, it's also economical in these difficult economic times.
• Next time, however, plan ahead - choose foods that are both easily digestible and sexually satisfying as a lubricant when they come up...avoid chunky stews and chili recipes, opting instead for more viscous options like marinara and alfredo sauce. Enjoy!
• bossyhag says: that is disgusting wrong! how could you let all that food go to waste? but really, i don't think i would enjoy having my vagina vomited over, so i have to give it to you for being a fucking champion and taking one for the team. if it was me, i would have spewed it out all over his dick, belly and face. but i also have no regard for those on the receiving end most of the time.
• when i was in high school, a good friend of mine fell for this jock kid. we all ended up at a party together one night, and she went inside of a bedroom with him after drinking a couple of beers and a few shots, obvs to make out. she could not have been gone for more than 5 minutes when i heard a loud "WHAT THE FUCK?" and saw her running out of the bedroom. her face was covered in vomit chunks and it was all over her neck, shirt and hands. she just kept running and i ran after her. once we got to the car and peeled off, she told me she vomited in his mouth. they never spoke again.
• so, given the alternative, i guess you did the right thing. but it is fucking gross.
• hawtfag says: oh jill. of course, i have experince with this one. except on the receiving end. in high school, a (gross) guy was giving me head in the back seat of his chevy parked on the side of the road. everything was going great and then BAM!... thick pukey chunks all over my dick and balls.
• mortified, i acted like i was passed out while he reached for a roll of paper towels in the floorboard and quietly wiped me up. he then drove me home and we never spoke of it again.
• jewhag says: Of course that's bound to happen - hello, gag reflex! I have definitely wanted to vomit before as a result of having some guy's dick in my mouth (us jewish girls aren't big fans of giving head - well really, we aren't big fans of giving anything at all) but I have always suppressed the puking.
• I am strangely fascinated by the fact that he thought it was exceptionally good - you probably opened up deeper and he went that much further down. Oh, the joys of deep throating! The fact that you just kept right on going and swallowed it back up is commendable and prize-worthy though. You should be proud. However, never admit this to anyone. We wouldn't want anyone else to judge - that's our job.
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